I was bummed because Sunday is my Monday workday, and it’s also St. Patrick’s Day. I thought A) I’d be missing the Parade downtown and/or B) I would have an impossible time getting out of the neighborhood to get TO said place of employment.

Turns out that the thing is held on Saturday.

Tomorrow I go shopping for a funny green hat.

In other news:

You can’t spell ipecac without CPAC.

Also:

Hey. Smash fans. There’s an episode of “Louie” where he takes a female heckler apart. Guess who?

And then there’s Maude:

• Anyone who has ever done any kind of technical support will completely comprehend the feelings of awe and majesty that have overcome me upon the event of finding this.
• Kent State wins; will face Akron on Friday night
• Best brewing practices for iced green tea?
• Phoenix’s too hot future
• The brilliant local paper in Phoenix reacts