A neighbor performed a Jedi mind trick on me this afternoon as I waited for the elevator.
Neighbor (waving his hand mysteriously): “It is chilly outside, and you will need a jacket.”
Me: “It is chilly outside, and I will need a jacket.”
Okay, that’s not how it actually happened.
Meanwhile, the Night Before
Attention, my fellow apartment residents: If you’re missing your collection of Hustler, Penthouse, and Barely Legal periodicals, they are sitting in a big pile in the hallway.
Trying To Grok Beef Shanks
Braised Beef Pasta Sauce Recipe
And Here Are Some Good (YouTube) Poopers
Dikekike, Orpheusftw, Adventure2theUnknown, Attackofthehank, chemistryguy, Keeperof Porridge, kevmcallister, Likety, MrTPoops,
ipoop7colors, Deepercutt, DurhamrockerZ