“So we went to see the Mothers at Albert Hall, and we got high.”

“And?”

“That’s all.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s your whole story about seeing the Mothers at Albert Hall. Did you see when they played ‘Louie Louie’ on the house organ?”

“Um.”

…

“Man, I got high with Jimi Hendrix. What more?”

Instead, it went like this: