Howard. Aug. 23, 2007
Intro: Scene from Napoleon Dynamite. Ronnie’s LFSW set to the Chicken Dance. Hot Hot Hot Pat O’Brien. True Colors, Cyndi Lauper. Hey now. Gary has a wart. Benjy is gross. Douchebag writes stupid article. Bob Grant/Glenn Beck/El Rushbo. Bill Murray is drunk. Michael Vick. Richard & Artie want to see Howard’s dong. Mary McCormack is bashed in e-mail for comments about cesarian birth. Mothers’ horror stories of birth. Coming up is CHB v. Ms. Amputee in ping-pong. Artie, Robin, Howard play ping-pong. Story of when Artie played basketball. Break. If you fuck up: Katie Couric froggy throat. Phoney phone call: David Letterman calls a bath house. Opera booey. Van Hagar, Best Of Both Worlds. E-mails, bad on Lisa G. Artie is fat. Sal is dumb. Howard says the most viewed HTV shows are Richard and Sal’s “antics.” Wendy the Retard calls and needs munny. Howard sez he’ll find a contest or something for her and then says “enough with the begging.” Crackhead Bob smack talk. Listener suggests a swab of the studio. Movie talk. AA namedrops at nobu. Will the Farter tries to duplicate The Mike Walker Fart. Break. Bababooey medley, followed by an excellent bababooey call from England. People who register disgust with the show. Chat with Ms. Amputee. The Crackhead Bob Dirk Douglass Phoney. Artie sez he might someday do horse again. Dead Arm Ping Pong. Tickey tai mein phoney. Trump accidentally says Rosie has a cock. Break. They play the “god help us jesus god and baby jesus help us” phoney. Bob sings “you’re beautiful.” Bob Saget. Again with the Rebecca Stamos story. Welcome to the ma-kine. Artie coughs fiah. Heidi calls Gary the Retard. Artie tells story about Mad TV audition, Rush Limbaugh sings Rush. Heh. Gossip game. Maryann from Brooklyn. Steve Langford. More discussion of Ralph as houseguest. Jon Hein. Ralph calls in. Some angry douchebag calls in to take Howard on about Gwen Stefani. Robin’s news. Ferrell calls in about Vick. Plugs. The end.