So I bought the most ridiculously humongous Bible at a book sale today.

I posted this on Facedbook. It did draw some response:

My lovely conservative friend who grew up with religion: I’m glad you bought it, Aaron. It kind of makes my heart happy. If you actually want to read it, might I suggest starting with the book of Mark?

Me: You assume I haven’t?

My lovely conservative friend who grew up with religion: Yeah, I assumed you hadn’t.

Me: I’ve read Atlas Shrugged, too. Doesn’t mean I’m voting for Paul Ryan.

I’m such a charmer.