This is where the world unhinges, isn’t it? Where the “president” leads us into war, not just war like grampa never talked about, but holy-mother-of-god-my-face-is-melting war? Yay.

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  • You’ve of course heard by now that all the K-Marts in Iraq are soon to become Targets. (I’m telling this bad joke here and now so that you won’t tell it to me.)
  • The Washington Post points out adroitly that, while Washington says it’s ready for war, all it took was one cuckoo on a tractor to paralyze part of the city for a few days. Sorry, folks. This city ain’t ready. I may see my way clear to work from home for a few days.
  • Are we about to go to war with Canada, too?