When you’re at Red Hot & Blue, go ahead and order a salad.
It gives you a place to put your rib bones.
Hint From Abelard
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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Lovely Rita…
For reasons unknown, Dear Old Dad and I are watching season one of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” on DVD. At the first scene, I”m all like, you know who that broad is, right? He’s like, no, I have to see her again. I’m like, you know Rita from “Dexter?” He’s all like, no way that’s her. Unless she got a nose job. I’m all like yuh huh that is too her.
Thank goodness there’s Google.
In 1996, [Julie] Benz auditioned for the role of Buffy Summers in the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997), but lost out to Sarah Michelle Gellar. However, she was offered a small role the vampire Darla in the pilot episode. Her performance was so well-received that her part was expanded to a few more episodes. The role helped launch her career.
This is a rare raw talent of mine that I have yet to put to any good use. If I say it’s them, it’s them. I wish I could make some munny with it. But it’s useless.
Ahhhh…
Man…
…Johnny Cash sure was a pain in the ass on a train, wasn’t he? “Hey, Porter! Hey, Porter!”
Car Repair Day
Esther Sedano is my 1999 Chevy Lumina that as of today has 60,233 miles on her. Today she’s in the shop, and, uh-oh, the mechanic is calling. On the phone with them now. What the hell did they find?
Ouch. She needs some work:
- Change the fuel filter
- Rotate tires
- Change radiator hoses
- Flush cooling system
- Fix leak in power steering system
- Replace pressure hose in the steering column
- Flush power steering system
- Clean, adjust rear brake
- Flush the brake system
Well, hell. I mean, she’s paid for. Ya know?
Yeah, we’ll be splitting this work up a bit.
You Bet Your Sweet Bippy
Saw a guy nearly lose his lunch today in the deli near my office. I sure am glad he was able to get a grip on that Styrofoam tray before he dropped it.