So I bought the most ridiculously humongous Bible at a book sale today.
I posted this on Facedbook. It did draw some response:
My lovely conservative friend who grew up with religion: I’m glad you bought it, Aaron. It kind of makes my heart happy. If you actually want to read it, might I suggest starting with the book of Mark?
Me: You assume I haven’t?
My lovely conservative friend who grew up with religion: Yeah, I assumed you hadn’t.
Me: I’ve read Atlas Shrugged, too. Doesn’t mean I’m voting for Paul Ryan.
I’m such a charmer.