The lady had just stepped out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Thinking it was another solicitation, she asked “Who’s there?”
“I’m the blind guy,” came the answer.
So, without bothering to get a towel, she gets her change purse and opens the door.
“Nice tits,” he says. “Where do you want these blinds?”
A fellow Mefite’s Dad died. He was going through his Dad’s ‘puter and came across a file called jokes.txt.
It had only the punchlines.
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