Wisdom from the Bible

Apparently, while the Bible was being written, it became a grave concern that one day, two men would be fist-fighting, and that a woman would come along and try to end the fight by poking one of the men in the nuts.

That woman, the Bible proscribes, should have her hand chopped off.

So, ladies. If you ever come upon a fist-fight, you know what not to do. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 says goosing either one of them is a no-no. Unless you’re intent on one day being known as “Lefty.”

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