I Forgot My Mantra

Joe Biden Smiling

It’s never, never, never the woman’s fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. […] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it’s a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.

Remember when I was criticizing Vice President Joe Biden the other day?

Emily Litella


Today, Aaron’s auditory cortex is mashing up Meghan Trainor with Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” They’re in the same key. Trust me on that.

So, essentially, this is what it’s like to be me today. Enjoy!


The Great Cornholio


U2 is all like “remember us?” Yeah. Bono, The Edge, The Drummer, and The Other One.


Cuz…we don’t want that smoking gunner to be a mushroom cloud.
Condi Rice: The one person who could save the NFL


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