It’s never, never, never the woman’s fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. […] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it’s a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.
Remember when I was criticizing Vice President Joe Biden the other day?
Today, Aaron’s auditory cortex is mashing up Meghan Trainor with Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” They’re in the same key. Trust me on that.
So, essentially, this is what it’s like to be me today. Enjoy!
U2 is all like “remember us?” Yeah. Bono, The Edge, The Drummer, and The Other One.
Cuz…we don’t want that smoking gunner to be a mushroom cloud.
Condi Rice: The one person who could save the NFL
- Howard Stern’s Perfect Eulogy For Joan Rivers May Be The Dirtiest Thing You’ll Hear At A Funeral The King of all Media has just given the greatest eulogy of all time. (Huffington Post)
- This Fish Spits Light Read and digest this explanation. It will blow your mind up. (io9)