I’ve been looking for this:
“The advice for those who are throwing out ceremonial first pitches: Get the baseball early, pick at the stitches with your fingers for as many minutes as you can, and then aim at the catcher’s head. The ball should drop dramatically into his glove.” (Keith Olbermann)
I mean, you never know.
- The stunning weirdness of Ayn Rand: Why her newfound popularity makes no sense (Salon)
- All The Comments on Every Recipe Blog (The Toast)
- Jerry Seinfeld ripped apart the advertising industry on its biggest night (Quartz)
- Spinach Cooler (Thug Kitchen)