When I was in the Target shopping for underpants last week, the underpants that I prefer waved their underpants hands in the air mysteriously and said “these are not the underpants you are looking for.”

That is how, I am certain, I woke up this morning to find that the box of fresh new underpants that I had brought home that day were SIZE MEDIUM, BRIEFS underpants.

I can only hope that The Force is not so strong in my receipt.