This Things I Believe

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and as Iraq everywhere like such as and, I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future. (For our children.)

Seriously. This run-on sentence was actually uttered in public. In front of other people.