Johnny the Armless Midget

I couldn’t help it. Today’s Stern Show inspired a parody. To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

Johnny the Armless Midget
needs his feet to pick his nose
and then, he humps his gym shorts
when his little penis grows.

Howard, Artie, and Robin
made him wait out in the hall
They wouldn’t let poor Johnny
in the studio at all.

Then on the Howard Stern Show,
Howard came to say
Johnny with your feet wide spread
yank that Mets hat off your head

Then how the wack pack loved him
as they covered him with pee
Johnny the Armless Midget
Sal the Stockbroker wants a traction!

(Sal the Stockbroker wants a traction!)

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