She’s Hot and Spicy

The most useful thing I did today was to run to Niblack Foods on my lunch hour to pick up three (3) bottles of Crystal. Having just made a mean batch of red beans and rice but sadly my bargain brand of Louisiana sauce had gone to the bad, this was a necessary trip.

Crystal is the finest hot sauce ever made. This is an incontrovertible fact. Why? Because Crystal achieves heat, yes, but it manages to do so without making the mistake most such sauces do: Sacrificing flavor for heat. Stuff is delicious. And yeah. Three bottles.

One is tucked away in my file drawer at work, you see.

Pro-tip: A little Crystal sure does dress up a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

(“Hot Sauce” by Thomas Dolby, Aliens Ate My Buick)

So, I had a whole entire eight-hour at work and told you the best thing I did today was buy hot sauce. How you doin’?

That First Song from ‘This Is Us?’ Here it is.

“Death With Dignity” by Sufjan Stevens

I Like Limes, Too. But Geez.

(“Hilarious Boxer Reacts to a Lime on the Beach,” via YouTube)

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