I think what I’d like is an addiction that doesn’t affect your state of mind at all but that is instead an addiction that immediately becomes about maintenance. Also, I’d like it to interrupt my workday several times each day, to allow me to believe that it contributes somehow to my own social prowess, and to allow me to justify littering.
Also, can it be lethal and smelly?
That would be great.
One that involves a lot of coughing and hacking and spewing up luggies wold be top notch.