19

Monroe County COVID-19 today:

4,541 Test Results Received
4,025 Negative Results
516 confirmed cases
86 hospitalized
30 Patients in ICU
431 in mandatory quarantine
224 in isolation
207 recovered
19 deaths

Source: Monroe County Covid-19 Dashboard


Me: :: Walks into grocery store wearing 30 dB hearing protection ear muffs ::

Cashier, from 6 feet away: WHAT’S WITH THE EAR PLUGS, PAL

Me: WHAT?

Cashier: :: motions to ears, then shrugs ::

Me: OH. RIGHT.

I DON’T HAVE A MASK.


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.