I came back from Gold Circle and I called Jane. We talked for a while and then I said what I did.

“I bought ‘Songs from the Big Chair.'”

There was silence on the phone.

“You did what?”

I rode my bike to Gold Circle and I bought “Songs from the Big Chair.” I repeated.

She sighed.

“I don’t know you anymore,” she replied.

“I know,” I said. “What happened to me?”