God-damnit, I don’t want to know the identity of “Deep Throat.”

I’ve already just this weekend learned why Darth Vader has to wear the mask.

If I know who “Deep Throat” is, what mysteries are there left? The refrigerator light thing? Airline food? Is he or isn’t he Zach’s Dad?

Sorry. It just doesn’t compare. Suck the suspense out, why don’tcha?

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