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- The secret word for tonight is...reissue...
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- Okay, Billie. Your SNL appearance got me.
- Aaron's Favorite Albums So Far, 2021
- Mine too.
- Favorite Album Releases So Far, 2021
- Ley Lines
- Now That's an Encore
- In which Pokey LaFarge catches up to 1968.
- Tre Burt - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
- The Girls Are Back In Town
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- Say Something
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- On this date in 1969...
- A Song for Our Times
- <.Shameless Plug>
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- Idol Highlights, Season 19, episode 2
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- Still No Mothers
- Today.
- I Told You So
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- Edward Van Halen
- Today.
- Hey. It's true.
- Fairytale
- Happy World Clique Day!
- Dear Fellow Freaks
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- A Story in Three Tweets
- day ten facebook ablum chlalenge
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- Purple Rain. Again.
- #6
- #5
- #4
- #3
- #2
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- You Know Why
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- Here We Go
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- A Dude Extraordinaire
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- When Yer Feelin' Blue, You Know Just What To Do.
- The Genius of Carole King
- We Are Mere Mortals
- Prince Saves the World
- Mrs. Skannotto
- Hole's 'Live Through This'
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- Love Letters Straight From Your Heart
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- Look At My Butt
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- An Orff Kind Of Day
- Hot Blooded
- Hot Blooded
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- Joss Stone: Watch Yer Back
- Dear Miley Cyrus,
- Bright Before Me: The Signs Implore Me
- Midas Whale In Reverse
- My Own Freeloader's Guide to the Rochester International Jazz Festival
- AC/DC: A Haiku
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- They Seem to Have Neglected Melinda Doolittle's Cover
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- Awesome.
- Just Like That
- Zappa. Snorkless.
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- In Other News: Rick Astley Is Old
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- Man...
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- A Prediction
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- Just Not Horny Enough
- This Post Was To Have Ended With Me Discussing Mary Tyler Moore's Breasts. Thank Goodness For KT Tunstall.
- Mean Street
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- Zeppelin ROOLZ!
- BJP Jukey B
- BJP Jukey A
- Bonk Mix
- Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch...
- Mr. Gibson Scores Again
Nerdlinger
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- The Disaster That Is Gmail
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- Yes. Exactly.
- The Magic Elixir of Search Engine Optimization
- Apple Records
- Oh, craaaaaap...
- Tech Tip: Buy Red
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- No Kneetop.
- Quick Wordpress Fix
- Sigh.
- iPod Mini Fix?
Pets
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- IT'S A KITTEH PLAYING A THEREMIN!
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- You Talkin' to ME?
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- Master Dasher at Home
- Hectic Week
- You Haven't Woken Up...
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Poems
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- Okay who wants a plain-language explanation of the inverted yield curve?
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- Read it. Read it now.
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- A Beginner's Guide to Soux Vide
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- ...I don't think that I could take it, cuz it took so long to bake it...
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- Whizzing and Pasting...
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- Regarding the 'Confederate Flag'
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- It Begins
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- 'Ray Collins, we love you!'
- If I'd Interviewed Graham Nash for This
- Let's Move to Cleveland. For Piano.
- It Just Smells Funny
- Run Home Slow
- Fred Zappelin
- and so you can see that what we're doing here on stage is part of a great American tradition
- Poodle Bites
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- Poodle Bites
- The Art
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- Mazel Tov
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- Ever Curious To Hear The Rest Of It?
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- Ray Collins
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- I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
- ZAPPADANAPOCALYPSE*!
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- Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat
- Intro
- I Think It's Your Mind
Zappadan
- Little Richard's Birthday
- What a Beauty!
- Some Stupid With A Flare Gun
- Bummernacht 2021
- 36 Days Until Zappadan
- Zappadan 2020
- Help, I'm a Rock
- Apostrophe
- Your Mouth
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- Watermelon In Easter HEY!
- King Kong
- Zappadan 2018...Day 17. I Knew You'd Be Surprised
- Mozart Piano Sonata in Bb
- The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
- The Marvelous Frank Zappa
- Oh No
- Early Mothers' Show
- Over The Camp In The Valley
- It's The Last Name: Frank Zappa the Father
- Peace In Our Bummernacht
- A Little Nostalgia For The Old Folks
- An Unfortunate Omission
- There's a Bass Guitar in This
- Mrs. Gwynn and Prince
- Good Gawd! Good Golly!
- It's On Like King Kong
- Purple Zappadan
- Frank and Frank
- Wom Bom Ba Loo Bop
- Gail Zappa
- Zappy Birthday
- And Now, Here's Dweezil Interviewing Wendy Orlean Williams
- Sugarcane
- I Remember A Time When This Song Seemed Merely Historical
- They Breathe Fire
- Captain Beefheart
- Conclusion
- Does This Sound Familiar?
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