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- Ladies and Gentlemen, the Word 'Beer' Replacing the Word 'Greed' in the Infamous Gordon Gekko Speech from the Film 'Wall Street'
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- Some September Movies...
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- Purple Rain Purple Rain
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Heeeeey!
- Regarding 'Inside Llewyn Davis'
- Man of Steel versus The Lone Ranger
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- duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh...
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- #6
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- No Beatles? No Zeppelin? WTF?
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- are we not men
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- He Ain't Heavy. He's My Brother.
- You Know Why
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- A Dude Extraordinaire
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- When Yer Feelin' Blue, You Know Just What To Do.
- The Genius of Carole King
- We Are Mere Mortals
- Prince Saves the World
- Mrs. Skannotto
- Hole's 'Live Through This'
- Love Letters Straight From Your Heart
- Look At My Butt
- An Orff Kind Of Day
- Hot Blooded
- Dance Hall Crashers Tonight
- Hellllooooo, Seasick Steve backed by Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones. Where you been all my life?
- Good Morning Freedom
- Joss Stone: Watch Yer Back
- Dear Miley Cyrus,
- Midas Whale In Reverse
- My Own Freeloader's Guide to the Rochester International Jazz Festival
- AC/DC: A Haiku
- Superstition Ain't the Way
- They Seem to Have Neglected Melinda Doolittle's Cover
- Edgar Winter
- Dweezil Zappa
- Awesome.
- Just Like That
- Zappa. Snorkless.
- Abbey Road Weekend
- Listen to the Ground
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- The Most Depressing Sound in the World
- In Other News: Rick Astley Is Old
- Man...
- O Fortuna
- The Funniest Story in All of Music?
- Happy Birthday, Buddy Holly!
- Randamn Thots
- eMusic Discover of the Month: Balkan Beat Box
- A Prediction
- Straight to Watts
- Thank You Adele
- Happy Desmond Dekker's Birthday!
- Swagger
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- To the Baltimore Office of Promotion & The Arts:
- Eminem Wishes He Could Be This
- Vibrational Match
- Put All Your Eggs In One Basket And Then Watch That Basket!!!
- The Awesome Power of Recorded Musik
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- Telephone Call For Mr. Horrible
- In Which Mandy Moore Redeems Herself For "trite, blah pop music" Though She Already Had Done So in 'Saved'
- Just Not Horny Enough
- Mean Street
- Hot Rats
- Don't Screw With Marc Cohn
- Zeppelin ROOLZ!
- BJP Jukey B
- BJP Jukey A
- Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch...
- Mr. Gibson Scores Again
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- Yes. Exactly.
- The Magic Elixir of Search Engine Optimization
- Apple Records
- Oh, craaaaaap...
- Tech Tip: Buy Red
- Two New Nerd-Tech Discoveries
- No Kneetop.
- Quick Wordpress Fix
- Sigh.
- iPod Mini Fix?
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- I Wonder Where Trump Got The Idea That Comey Would Publicly Say Trump Wasn't Under Investigation
- 3,000,000
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- Felina. By Me. Part Two.
- Felina. By Me. Part One.
- Explaining 'Ozymandias' to a 'Sopranos' Aficionado Who Has Yet To Watch Breaking Bad. In BASIC.
- The Corpsing Masters
- Orange Is The New Black Is The New Weeds
- Rebel Eats
- The Next Food Network Farce
- The Voice > Idol
- Lovely Rita...
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- An Honorable CV
- George Bush Doesn't Care About Beyonce
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- Spoilers! All of Youse!
- Spy
- There's An Hour I'll Never Get Back
- ...and then there's Maude...
- The Corruption of the American O'Reilly
- Big Brother 3
- Todd Bridges vs Vanilla Ice
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- Heh.
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- This Is How It's Done, Son
- they support imap
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- How to make any flavor Girl Scout Cookie taste vaguely like a Thin Mint cookie:
- New Brunch Menu at Quimby's
- ewee
- A Beginner's Guide to Soux Vide
- A Hedgehog Eating
- Good Doggie
- Rolling Stone reviews Trout Mask Replica, July 1969
- Al Franken Not Resigning Is The Correct Move
- I just renewed my ACLU membership. Here's why.
- I'd Hammer In The Mornin'
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- Don't Try This At Home
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- Fascism Is A Sweaty Shitty Mess
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- I'd Watch It On TV
- What I Try To Be. And What You Know I Am.
- ...I don't think that I could take it, cuz it took so long to bake it...
- It's Not Record Store Day Until You Show Off The Loot
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- Prince's First Draft
- Detour
- Hope He Drives an Automatic
- That Seems Like A Pretty Good Idea To Me
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- Whizzing and Pasting...
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- 400 PPM
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- Regarding the 'Confederate Flag'
- Happy Equality Day
- Or, as Fox 'News' is likely reporting it today: Liberal justice a hopeless wino
- A whole lotta win on the Internet today.
- The Widows of Eastwick
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- Rivalry? What rivalry?
- TK Zappayore
- Piehole Should Be Quiet
- To Juicer or Not To Juicer
- Introversion. What a bunch of crap. He thought to himself.
- Seriously.
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- If You Read Only One Thing Today
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- George Bush Doesn't Care About Pink People
- Santorum
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- Current TV: Firing Olbermann ‘Part of a Broad Strategy'
- Never Marry a Theme
- What George Carlin Meant to Louie
- An Oral History of Friday Night Lights - Grantland
- Stop Boring Hugh Laurie
- Thin Lizzy vs Pixies - The Boys Are Back In Heaven
- Life is a Series of Dogs Eating Squirrels
- The Snow Man
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- Comedy’s 17 Favorite Comedians | Splitsider
- The correct plural forms are as follows: surgeons general, brothers-in-law, Spiders-Man.
- I Wanna Hear Caravan With A Drum Sola
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- Ahhhh...
- Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
- @zappadan
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- I Think It's Natalie's Fault
- Everybody's Working For The Weekend
- On The Last Day of Zappadan
- Funniest. Cover. In Recent Memory.
- Meatloaf and Macaroni and Cheese
- Thou Shalt Bark Up The Wrong Tree
- Ska Nooner: Canceled for Now
- Atlas Merged
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- Helping The World Change Channels!
- I Don't Care What You Say Anymore
- This Post Was To Have Ended With Me Discussing Mary Tyler Moore's Breasts. Thank Goodness For KT Tunstall.
- The Best Provincial Idiom I Have Ever Heard
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- I Drowned My Downy Ball
- Me, Too, Actually
- Does This Guy Look Familiar To You?
- Over and Over
- Hey, Gordon...
- At Least Their President Is Doing Something Useful
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Zappa
- Dweezil Zappa: One Righteous Dude
- The Dust Blows Forward and the Dust Rolls Back
- Low Brass Kicks Ass
- It's Animated, and It's Clever
- A Little on the Nose
- My Smile Is Stuck
- Mike Keneally Shows Off
- Is That A Real Frank Zappa or Is That A Sears Frank Zappa
- #ZappaYore
- I Come From Nowhere
- Wow!
- Rock Star
- $187.50
- 200 Motels Finally Gets The Recognition It Desoives
- The Spotnicks
- The American Band
- Ruth
- Lennon
- How did you all get together? Julliard?
- Hi, Boys and Girls, I'm Shirley Temple Black...
- Good Grief.
- Bummernacht 2014
- It Begins
- What's That Stuff In Yer Mustache?
- Merry Zappadan Eve!
- 'Ray Collins, we love you!'
- If I'd Interviewed Graham Nash for This
- Let's Move to Cleveland. For Piano.
- We dip twice and eat gefilte fish?
- It Just Smells Funny
- Run Home Slow
- Fred Zappelin
- and so you can see that what we're doing here on stage is part of a great American tradition
- Chalk Pie
- The 'Rainbow Theatre Incident' as told by Howard Kaylan
- Poodle Bites
- The Art
- ...and they call that doing their thing...
- Zappa Suzks Major Ass
- Mazel Tov
- Frank Zappa's Deserted Island List
- Ever Curious To Hear The Rest Of It?
- Little Richard Says He Likes It
- The Reason For The Season
- This One Was Funnier in 2009
- Paying It Forward
- Merry Zappadan
- Flo and Eddie
- Smoke On The Water
- I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
- ZAPPADANAPOCALYPSE*!
- Zappadan is Coming
- I Think It's Your Mind
Zappadan
- Rock and Roll
- A Little Nostalgia For The Old Folks
- An Unfortunate Omission
- There's a Bass Guitar in This
- Mrs. Gwynn and Prince
- Good Gawd! Good Golly!
- It's On Like King Kong
- Purple Zappadan
- Wom Bom Ba Loo Bop
- Gail Zappa
- Zappy Birthday
- And Now, Here's Dweezil Interviewing Wendy Orlean Williams
- Sugarcane
- I Remember A Time When This Song Seemed Merely Historical
- They Breathe Fire
- Whatever Happened to All the Fun in the World?
- Captain Beefheart
- Ray Collins
- Det. Sgt. Jim Willis
- Zappa/Connolly
- Terry Bozzio
- Jimmy Carl Black
- Louis Cuneo
- Iola, Who's That Great Rock Composer That I Like So Much?
- Don 'Sugarcane' Harris
- Zappadan Miracle #1
- Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat
- Intro
- Does This Sound Familiar?
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