Me: Hey 2018 Aaron, guess what?
2018 Aaron: What?
Me: Your favorite thing in the world in 2020 is going to be an album by a teenage girl who recorded the entire thing in her bedroom with her brother.
2018 Aaron: Yeah okay.
Me: And much of the music is kind of slow and tad morose, but I love it. It’s really really great music!
2018 Aaron: Man, are you okay? STOP FIBBING
Me: I’m not making this up.
2018 Aaron: Sure. Next you’re going to tell me they have burgers not made of meat.