Phallus on the Play

Patriots’ wide receiver Kendrick Bourne grabbed the first touchdown pass in Bills-Patriots yesterday at Highmark Stadium yesterday, fourth and goal with 4:12 remaining in the third quarter. This and the extra kick made the score 33-10 and dildo.

Yes, a fan saw fit to throw this gigantic rubber penis onto the field following the Patriots’ first scoring play. And, it’s not the first time this has happened. In fact, it’s become somewhat of a tradition since 2016. Oh, yes. You can bet on it.


Well, I just bought me some new underpants.

Update: I posted this to Facebook, and I think it may be one of my more commented on entries there. Some of the glorious feedback received…

  • it’s good to celebrate wins.
  • Thanks for sharing…No pics??
  • Living the dream
  • Low-rise Mesh?
  • Underoos, they have them for adults !!
  • Mr. Moneybags over here with no holes in his britches
  • But . . . what about the socks???!!? Socks are vitally important don’t ya know. They can even substitute for underpants if you are so inclined.
  • ’bout time

Purple Fly On The Wall

So then you take off all your clothes and jump into the lake after he has challenged you to purify yourself in waters of Lake Minnetonka. And so you do, you take off your clothes and show your titties and you jump into the lake. And, as you do, he says “that ain’t lake minnetonka” and then he gives you a bunch of shit spazzing out on your bike while you try to get on it while you are trying to settle into your wet clothes. And then, then, this is the closer, he’s like DON’T GET MY BIKE WET. Isn’t that great?

Vanity: Fuck this.